22 Uber Drivers Who Made Things Incredibly Awkward

I think I'll just walk next time.

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Uber driver said he had to pretend to be my relative to avoid a ticket in a taxi zone, so he got out of car, hugged me & said "I love you."

Nick Bilton@nickbilton

Uber driver said he had to pretend to be my relative to avoid a ticket in a taxi zone, so he got out of car, hugged me & said "I love you."

8:11 PM - 03 Jul 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

2.

Our uber driver said he wanted jlo to "take him away from this life" at least 3 times. Also he was over 60 yrs old.

Lilly Willner@Lillywillner

Our uber driver said he wanted jlo to "take him away from this life" at least 3 times. Also he was over 60 yrs old.

10:35 AM - 27 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

3.

uber driver said his wildest ride = when some chick from Bravo got in the car made out with him & took him to a party w MOUNDS of cocaine

Evelyn@EVEEEEEZY

uber driver said his wildest ride = when some chick from Bravo got in the car made out with him & took him to a party w MOUNDS of cocaine

10:59 PM - 11 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

4.

Me: "Looks like it's going to be another hot day." Uber Driver: "Yes, good practice for hell."

Andrew Olenski@andrewolenski

Me: "Looks like it's going to be another hot day."

Uber Driver: "Yes, good practice for hell."

9:15 AM - 02 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

5.

Uber driver kindly let 2 female pedestrians cross the road then he stared @ their butts & said "very nice" then glanced @ me for affirmation

brad, just@justbrad

Uber driver kindly let 2 female pedestrians cross the road then he stared @ their butts & said "very nice" then glanced @ me for affirmation

9:12 AM - 02 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

6.

Let's Get It On just came on the radio and my Uber driver and I made awkward eye contact in the rear view mirror.

Laina@laina622

Let's Get It On just came on the radio and my Uber driver and I made awkward eye contact in the rear view mirror.

9:10 AM - 02 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

7.

My uber driver just said I looked like an old librarian?¿?!??

Veronica Lily@veronicaasaro

My uber driver just said I looked like an old librarian?¿?!??

9:27 PM - 26 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

8.

... I love @Uber. However, my driver just took a deep breath, smelled me, and said "yum". Pretty sure that's not included with their fare...

Aiden Ashley@AidenAshley

... I love @Uber. However, my driver just took a deep breath, smelled me, and said "yum".
Pretty sure that's not included with their fare...

6:33 PM - 28 Dec 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

9.

My uber driver just said to me "thank you for wearing no bra miss" fml crying

Celine@celfarshi

My uber driver just said to me "thank you for wearing no bra miss" fml crying

10:04 PM - 11 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

10.

Our uber driver is telling us about how she works at a swingers club and that we should get "wild and crazy" there...

Katie@thatkatierose

Our uber driver is telling us about how she works at a swingers club and that we should get "wild and crazy" there...

2:12 PM - 01 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

11.

Uber driver said his last guy was a chef that 'spent 10,000 a month on the white stuff'

Amanda McCarthy@Mrs_McCarthy32

Uber driver said his last guy was a chef that 'spent 10,000 a month on the white stuff'

11:52 AM - 24 Aug 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

12.

An uber driver just said that I'm "not even pretty" oh

KA$HLEEN@badass_barrett

An uber driver just said that I'm "not even pretty" oh

5:32 PM - 18 Oct 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

13.

"I cheat on my wife every chance I get. Just never mix business with pleasure." - Jose the Uber Driver #LifeAdvice #ThanksJose #GoodMorals

Michael Del Santo@TheRealMikeyDel

"I cheat on my wife every chance I get. Just never mix business with pleasure." - Jose the Uber Driver
#LifeAdvice #ThanksJose #GoodMorals

12:59 PM - 29 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

14.

Last night my uber driver played Don't Go Chasing Waterfalls 6 times

Ellie Powers@__elliep

Last night my uber driver played Don't Go Chasing Waterfalls 6 times

8:11 AM - 29 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

15.

Our uber driver is singing to buttons by pussycat dolls

mastergabrielle@Iamdoll_heart

Our uber driver is singing to buttons by pussycat dolls

9:59 PM - 28 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

16.

My nerdy uber driver who can't go to concerts bc he hates crowds and alcohol just opened his glove compartment to a loaded gun. But said sry

Stephanie@Stephystrauss

My nerdy uber driver who can't go to concerts bc he hates crowds and alcohol just opened his glove compartment to a loaded gun. But said sry

9:42 PM - 26 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

17.

I was seriously asked by my uber driver if all Jews were really frugel.

Isis Taylor@IsisTaylor

I was seriously asked by my uber driver if all Jews were really frugel.

7:02 PM - 25 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

18.

First time Uber-ing in Mumbai. Driver stopped on a main road to pee on the side of the road. No words were exchanged.

Rega Jha@RegaJha

First time Uber-ing in Mumbai. Driver stopped on a main road to pee on the side of the road. No words were exchanged.

6:25 AM - 18 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

19.

"Do you want me to play RKelly?" - something my uber driver just sincerely asked me

Gina Holder@GinaBainesH

"Do you want me to play RKelly?" - something my uber driver just sincerely asked me

3:41 PM - 02 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

20.

My Uber driver: "Your name is Erin? Why do you have a unisex name?" Me: "Are we there yet?"

Erin La Rosa@SideOfGinger

My Uber driver: "Your name is Erin? Why do you have a unisex name?" Me: "Are we there yet?"

7:56 PM - 05 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

21.

OMG! My cousin and I got a gay uber driver and he's asking us if we're tops or bottoms lol

IG: HungIsShady@hungyb0o

OMG! My cousin and I got a gay uber driver and he's asking us if we're tops or bottoms lol

3:24 PM - 02 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

22.

Dispatch from second Uber of the day: was just asked whether I'm a nanny. No context. Probably my nanny-style butt?

Lena Dunham@lenadunham

Dispatch from second Uber of the day: was just asked whether I'm a nanny. No context. Probably my nanny-style butt?

4:19 PM - 16 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite