1. Meet the woman who rules stock photography:
2. Don’t be fooled by her polished hair and Golden Girls appearance.
3. Homegirl is a FIERCE BOSS BITCH.
4. Ain’t nobody need to remind her highness of her flawlessness.
5. ‘Cause she KNOWZ IT.
6. Don’t cross her ‘cause she’ll knock ya on yo a$$…
7. And then sweep up yo weave.
8. Wanna give her a hug?
9. OOPS! She got your money ya gullible bitch.
10. She lives by one rule and one rule only:
12. ”$$GET MONAY$$”
13. Widow again? NO PHUCKS GIVEN.
14. “LOL! They fall for it every time.”
15. So raise your glass full of White Zin to your new ruler.
16. The queen of stock photography.
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