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19 Reasons Halloween Makes Absolutely No Sense When You Think About It

Hallo-wtf.

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1. Paying ACTUAL MONEY to have demented clowns chase you with chainsaws.

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2. Dedicating an entire night IN THE COLD to ringing stranger's doorbells.

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3. Accepting and eating candy you got FROM COMPLETE STRANGERS.

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4. INTENTIONALLY putting a rotting fruit outside of your front door.

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5. Acting like there are dead people buried in your front yard.

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6. Dressing children up as the devil...

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ADORABLE.

7. ... Or throwing masks on cute children to make them look absolutely horrifying.

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8. Leaving trash bags filled with DEAD LEAVES in your front yard for an entire month.

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9. Putting a candle inside a fruit you hollowed out after you gave it human characteristics.

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10. Wearing bedsheets as clothing.

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11. Walking around with GIANT opened flesh wounds all over your body.

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12. PURPOSEFULLY trying to scare children.

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13. Putting up a creepy as fuck scarecrow EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T HAVE A CROW PROBLEM.

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14. Spending the entire evening dressed and acting like an animal.

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15. Decorating your house with detached body parts.

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16. Wrapping yourself with toilet paper AND wearing it for an entire night.

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17. Walking aimlessly through a corn field until you can find an exit.

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18. Making it appear as if you haven't ever cleaned your house.

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19. And buying candy WITH YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY to give away FOR FREE.

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FOR. FREE.