21 Things That Happen When You Ask Your Parents What Emojis Mean

    "Is that a Hershey's Kiss with eyes?"

    SYNOPSIS: We texted our parents to find out if they were emoji-literate. The following is what we learned when parents are confronted with emojis.

    1. They completely change the topic out of confusion.

    2. They do their best at making educated guesses.

    3. But most of the time, they're just completely off.

    4. They strangle their brain so hard they need a drink.

    5. They turn every emoji into junk food.

    6. They insult you.

    7. And question your sobriety.

    8. They pull out the "magnify glass."

    9. They just end up having more questions for you.

    10. They try to contextualize the emojis to the best of their abilities.

    11. They start quoting songs from the '70s.

    12. They bring up valid questions.

    13. They let you in on their entire thought process.

    14. They project their love for crime shows onto the emojis.

    15. They utilize their resources.

    16. They reference Dr. Suess.

    17. They become self-conscious.

    18. They ask EVERYONE to get their opinion...

    ... Because obviously Sylvia and Uncle Tim know best.

    19. They do their best at making dad jokes.

    20. They share a little bit too much of information...

    21. But on a rare occasion, they actually nail it.

    Never change, parents.