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19 Things People Never Tell You About Being Newly Single

Everything is a trigger.

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1. Every song, no matter what, IS A TRIGGER.

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WE DROVE IN THE CAR ONCE WHEN THIS WAS PLAYING.

~tears up~

2. Seeing a couple in the middle of some sort of PDA is physically excruciating.

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GET A ROOM.

3. Friends' weddings are just one big emotional roller coaster.

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So happy... BUT SO LONELY.

4. There's an extreme thirsty stage...

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I want to try every flavor.

5. ... And an I HATE EVERYONE stage.

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NEVER DATING AGAIN.

6. You need to buy an almost entirely new wardrobe to reflect your new relationship status.

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THERE WAS NO REASON TO BE SEXY BEFORE.

7. Getting on Tinder is Hell on Earth.

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nope... nope... DEF NOT... nope...

8. Depressing breakup songs can be actually satisfying.

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LET ME BE SAD CUZ ADELE KNOWS.

9. You'll impulsivley stalk your ex on social media.

10. Only to find out you've been blocked.

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I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO STAY FRIENDS?!

11. You'll hear "it was for the better" A MILLION TIMES.

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YOU ALREADY TOLD ME THAT.

12. And be asked "how are you feeling... about things?" even more.

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LIKE OBVIOUSLY I'M NOT STOKED.

13. Your friends will try to set you up on dates.

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What don't you understand about being EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE?

14. Consumption of tequila will result in the worst or best night of your life since the breakup.

15. You'll still sleep on one side of the bed out of habit.

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JUST IN CASE.

16. Flirting is now like a foreign language that you forgot how to speak.

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"Nice face."

17. You'll wish you could be left ALONE without being judged.

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I'm ~making memories~ with my White Zin... OK?

18. You'll question "love" and the authenticity of anyone who is in "love."

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FAKE. IT'S ALL FAKE.

19. But with time, you'll eventually learn to enjoy the single life.

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And realize it actually was "for the best" because you'll never have their idiotic TV shows clog up the DVR ever again.

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