19 Things All Lazy People Don't Have Time For

Too much "getting up" required.

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1. Ordering takeout instead of delivery.

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Imma let the Whopper come to me.

2. Leaving the couch.

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NEVER. LEAVING.

4. Grabbing something out of arm's reach.

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NOPE.

5. Getting abs.

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Ha YA RIGHT.

7. Actually waking up when you need to.

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LOL at anything before noon.

8. Showering all the way.

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My hair will do.

9. Taking your own shoes off.

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Bae, you got this for me?

10. Correctly changing the toilet paper.

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SORRY BOUT IT.

11. Email, in general.

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Waiting until 3,000.

12. Turning things off.

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Thank god for this stick.

13. Lecturing fortune cookies.

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YOU DON'T KNOW ME.

14. Leaving the house.

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But the carpet just formed to my butt...

15. Putting on pants.

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Lifting my legs one by one ISN'T going to happen.

17. Car shit.

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I don't even have time to wash myself.

18. Cooking food for themselves.

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Not enough reward.

19. And most definitely, to-do lists.

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To-not-do lists... AMIRITE?