19 Things All Lazy People Don’t Have Time For

Too much “getting up” required.

1. Ordering takeout instead of delivery.

Imma let the Whopper come to me.

2. Leaving the couch.

NEVER. LEAVING.

3. Weekdays.

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Whatever.

4. Grabbing something out of arm’s reach.

NOPE.

5. Getting abs.

Ha YA RIGHT.

6. Stairs.

HELL NO.

7. Actually waking up when you need to.

LOL at anything before noon.

8. Showering all the way.

My hair will do.

9. Taking your own shoes off.

Bae, you got this for me?

10. Correctly changing the toilet paper.

SORRY BOUT IT.

11. Email, in general.

Waiting until 3,000.

12. Turning things off.

Thank god for this stick.

13. Lecturing fortune cookies.

YOU DON’T KNOW ME.

14. Leaving the house.

But the carpet just formed to my butt…

15. Putting on pants.

Lifting my legs one by one ISN’T going to happen.

16. Every single thing about laundry.

LOL. NAH.

17. Car shit.

I don’t even have time to wash myself.

18. Cooking food for themselves.

Not enough reward.

19. And most definitely, to-do lists.

To-not-do lists… AMIRITE?

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