19 Things All Hot Messes Wish Everyone Else Understood

At least you're hot.

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1. It's really not easy having a lifetime ticket aboard the Hot Mess Express™.

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ESPECIALLY when you didn't ask for one.

4. Like they've been on this hot mess grind their entire life, UOENO.

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5. As a result, they're very aware of their hot mess qualities.

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So QUIT pointing them out.

6. And HELL NO. Don't you even DARE try to relate.

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YOU DON'T KNOW EVEN TGE LYFE.

7. Like they didn't choose to be the mess, the mess CHOSE THEM.

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What don't you understand?

8. They're impossible to blackmail because everyone knows of their royal messiness.

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SO DON'T EVEN TRY.

9. Usually because they'll let nothing get in their way from having a good time.

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My leg is broke but IDGAF.

12. And even if they are able to date someone, it's nearly impossible to ever impress the future in-laws.

This is what my father/mother in-law will be writing when I marry their son #sorrynotsorryy #hotmessproblems

Kitty Nicole Smith@TheKittyNicole

This is what my father/mother in-law will be writing when I marry their son #sorrynotsorryy #hotmessproblems

6:34 AM - 28 Nov 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

14. And if their crack is hanging out, DON'T TAKE A PICTURE.

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Like we know it already.

15. Breakfast in bed is a sure way to win their heart.

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Or any meal. Chips work.

16. It's entirely YOUR FAULT if you let them borrow your clothes.

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Like HELLO, they're a HOT MESS.

17. They hate being asked where the bruises all over their legs came from.

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Because they sure as hell don't know of their origins.

18. But at the end of the day, any hot mess won't care what anyone else thinks.

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