The Cast Of "Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2" Plays Superhero Would You Rather

Would you rather Netflix and chill with Star-Lord or Rocket?

In celebration of their new movie Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 hitting theaters this Friday, we played a hilarious game of "Superhero Would You Rather" with Zoe Saldana and the cast of the film.

Find out what the stars chose below!

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1. Would you rather live in a one-bedroom New York City apartment with the Guardians of the Galaxy or The Avengers?

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Zoe Saldana: I need a roommate that's clean, so I'd have to say Avengers. Don't hate me guys!

Michael Rooker: I'd rather be with the Guardians of the Galaxy. When I sleep, I snore and my snore is more of a whistle, so they'd understand that and would put tape over my... never mind.

Kurt Russell: Guardians of the Galaxy — I don't know any of the Avengers.

Dave Bautista: First of all, I would never ever wish to live in a studio apartment in New York City. If I had to be stuck there, trapped there like a rat, I'd want it to be with the Guardians because I love them dearly. They are my friends and family.

2. Would you rather wear tights or a 12 foot long cape for the rest of your life?

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Kurt: 12 foot long cape. I'll take anything but tights. I actually stopped doing a movie one time because I was going to have to wear tights.

Michael: Tights, and I'd have a dance bout, it'd be OK.

Dave: With the cape, I'm hoping I can wrap it around because I like scarves. Tights are just not good and all the little kids would be traumatized.

Karen Gillan: I would like a cape — they're really cool!

Pom Klementieff: Yeah, a cape! It's so much cooler.

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3. Would you rather bring Gamora or Nebula home to meet your parents?

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Karen: Gamora is much nicer!

Pom: Yeah, Nebula would just kill everyone. Or she'd just stay in the corner and not talk to anyone.

Zoe: I think that Gamora would be a little nicer? I think my sister is still very volatile.

Dave: I'd rather bring Gamora home to meet my parents, but I'd rather take Nebula out on a date.

Michael: Nebula has all sorts of little tools — her arm can come out and become a little hedge trimmer. Nebula!

4. Would you rather Netflix and chill with Star-Lord or Rocket?

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Michael: I'd dig hanging out with Rocket. We become pretty good pals in this movie.

Pom: Star-Lord!

Karen: I'm going to choose Star-Lord as well, because I think we would want to watch similar things.

5. Would you rather go on a road trip with Taserface or Mantis?

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Zoe: Mantis! Are you kidding me? She's so sweet.

Michael: I'm gonna have to go with Mantis!

Pom: I would go with myself [Mantis]. Doesn't make sense.

Karen: I choose Mantis.

Kurt: Mantis! She's sweet.

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6. Would you rather get stuck on a deserted island with Thor or Baby Groot?

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Karen: If I'm being practical about it, you have to choose Thor, but like, just for enjoyment and cuteness, I mean, Groot!

Pom: Maybe you can put yourself in the tree and you can swim. Like a boat?

Zoe: Baby Groot! Come on! We'd be building coconut trees and pissing off all the animals on the island.

Michael: Baby Groot's a better dancer! The entertainment quality would be of value. Thor talks way too much, first off. Baby Groot, you understand exactly what he's saying to you when he talks to you.

Dave: If you don't wanna be stuck somewhere with Baby Groot, then you're just a horrible, horrible person.

Kurt: Baby Groot. You might be able to get off that island. Thor ain't gonna do much with a hammer, I don't think.

7. Would you rather be tickled by Wolverine's claws or massaged by Thor's hammer?

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Dave: I'm gonna go with Thor's hammer. That Hemsworth is quite a good-looking man.

Zoe: I'm not into S&M here. I would be massaged with Thor's hammer.

Michael: I'm more of a thunking kind of guy. I think the hammer thing is good.

Kurt: I guess, that's like stuff you used to play when you were a kid. Do you wanna suck snot from a... Uh, I'd go with the tickling rather than the hammer.

Pom: It's kind of sexual, right? Like massaged with a — I don't know!

Karen: I was feeling a little unnerved by the tickle by Wolverine, because you're just gonna get cut. How gentle can he go? Because if you could be really gentle, then I choose that.

Catch Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 in theaters May 5!

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