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21 Struggles Of Being The Only Brother

Oh brother, where art thou?

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1. Growing up with all sisters was like:

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2. Every home video is filled with blackmail waiting to be used against you.

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They told you to do it.

3. Your hand-me-down clothes never fit properly.

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I wonder why.

4. The quick errands your mom always forced you to go on turned into a whole day of shopping.

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So now you resent Target AND IT'S ALL THEIR FAULT.

5. The smell of nail polish brings back repressed memories.

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And every other cosmetic product that has a scent.

6. Your action figures were constantly given makeovers.

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"Go, Go Power...Barbie?"

7. You never learned how to play Battleship.

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Because you only played Pretty, Pretty Princess.

8. You were banned from areas in YOUR OWN HOME during their "slumber parties."

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IN YOUR OWN DAMN HOME.

9. You were always blamed for cutting the cheese.

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Even though IT WAS ALWAYS THEM.

10. You spent half of your Saturdays at cheerleading competitions.

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Please, not another jock jam.

11. And the other half at Limited Too.

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Life really isn't fair.

12. You never had hot water when it came time to shower.

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It wasn't that bad after your whole body went numb.

13. And the drain was constantly clogged with hair.

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Insta-gag.

14. Your family was always late to everything.

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Because they took years to get ready.

15. "How's your sister doing?" was a trigger question from your guy friends that constantly sent you into attack mode.

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Even if he was innocently wondering.

16. There was always a boyfriend over, eating the limited supply of your favorite snacks.

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HOW DARE YOU EAT THE LAST ZEBRA CAKE.

17. All of your pets had terrible names like "Sprinkles" or "Puppy."

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And they were tortured just as much as you.

18. The battle cries over clothes woke you up every morning.

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Like, it's just a cami. Calm down.

19. You could never watch what you wanted because a new teen soap was always on.

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As a result, you knew way too much about Marissa's lesbian phase.

20. Your least favorite season was prom season:

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Because everyone was on edge.

21. And one week out of every month, it was better off if you just stayed in your room.

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At least all of your sisters were on the same cycle.

But at the end of the day, you might be the only brother, but they're your only family.

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And you wouldn't want it any other way.

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