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18 Signs You're In A Serious And Sexual Relationship With Pizza Rolls

You love them, rolls and all.

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1. First and foremost, there's nothing more pleasurable to you than one of these rectangles exploding inside your mouth.

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Oh my god... this is so beautiful I think I'm tearing up.

2. And NOTHING gets your mouth DRIPPING more than the sight and smell of cooked Rolls waiting to be swallowed.

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My precious.

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3. You never go ANYWHERE without your Pizza Rolls accompanying you.

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Whenever they are, you are.

4. And because of that, your friends have complained because they never see just YOU anymore.

IT'S ALWAYS YOU AND THE PIZZA ROLLS, SHARON.

5. You're constantly exploring new positions and ways to keep things ~saucy~ and exciting.

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I'll top YOU this time...

... with pepperoni.

6. It's hard for you date because not many people are willing to be in an open relationship with you and your Rolls...

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7. ... But you have faith you'll find someone who you can share your rolls with.

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#relationshipgoals

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8. You're constantly posting about your cute date nights with the boo every opportunity you get.

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I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS, I'M IN LOVE WITH THE ROLLS.

9. ... Almost to the point where everyone around you is SICK AND TIRED hearing you talk about Pizza Rolls.

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Even Siri.

10. You've gotten to the point where the idea of a threesome is new and exciting.

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There's plenty of room for all of you in my oven...

11. You genuinely care about the safety of your Rolls and will the do anything to protect them.

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12. ... But that's only because your bae has been there for you through LITERALLY everything.

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EVEN THROUGH THAT ANKLE INJURY.

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13. They've met the family and get along really well with your nieces and nephews...

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14. ... And you've visited where they grew up.

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Such a lovely aisle.

15. EVEN YOUR DOG LOVES THEM.

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16. They've been your New Year's kiss...

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17. ... And the thought of ever hurting them is enough to bring you to SHEER TEARS.

I NEVER MEANT TO BRUNT YOU.

18. But most importantly, they've moved in and you don't EVER plan on spending one single day without seeing them.

Or putting them in your mouth.

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