18 Reasons Condom Balloons Are Just Like The Rest Of Us

    PROVEN FACT.

    1. They love a good game of hide-n-seek.

    2. They use crosswalks to safely cross a street.

    3. They dress up for special occasions.

    4. They have #roomienights.

    5. They party.

    6. They like to go on road trips with friends.

    7. They appreciate the arts.

    8. They enjoy new episodes of Scandal on Netflix.

    9. They get regretful tattoos of their ex's name.

    10. They can be total goofballs.

    11. They have needs.

    12. They feel like total garbage some days.

    13. They love to be around friends.

    14. They sit.

    15. They cuddle.

    16. They go fishing to escape the distractions of the world.

    17. They gravitate towards cupcakes.

    18. And they sometimes feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind.

    WHO KNEW?