1. People who do shit like this.
LEAVE PIZZA OUT OF YOUR KALE OBSESSION.
3. People with way more than ten items.
ALL I WANT TO BUY ARE THESE OREOS.
4. Dog owners who don’t clean up after their dogs.
OMG SOMEONE GIVE ME A STICK.
5. People who screenshot Snapchats.
WHY DID YOU SCREENSHOT MY DICK SNAP, BRO?
7. The straight A students.
THERE GOES KELBY THROWING OFF THE CURVE AGAIN.
11. The smart-asses who pull bathroom pranks.
ARE YOU SHITTING ME?
12. Neighbors who mow their lawn early in the morning.
13. People who can’t dispose of their gum properly.
WHAT DO YOU GET OUT OF DOING THIS?
14. People who steal wishes.
GUESS I’LL NEVER BECOME BRITNEY SPEARS.
15. People who take advantage of their reclining privileges on airplanes.
WHERE THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO MY SUDOKU?
16. People who leave their shopping carts in the parking lot.
THEY’RE CALLED “CART RETURNS.”
17. People who bring over-stimulated dogs to the dog park.
OMG! FLUFFY! NO!
18. People who mark their territory at the gym with sweat.
REALLY, DON’T SWEAT IT.
19. People who wear age-inappropriate attire to the beach.
YOU HAVE MANY OTHER OPTIONS.
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