Queen of out-singing your fave with the alphabet, Nicole Scherzinger, is dating Bulgarian tennis player Grigor Dimitrov, and he's, um, JUST A LILBITOFASNACK.
The couple is currently off vacationing in Italy together, and because the sun is way harsh, Nicole decided to rub her man with sunscreen and.................
......IT'S GIVING ME A SERIOUS SIXTY-NINTH-DEGREE THIRSTBURN.
Oh, no, SHE'S MOVING DOWN.
SOMEONE GET ME THIRSTBLOCK IMMEDIATELY.
THESE ULTRAVIOLENT THIRSTRAYS ARE MUTATING MY WEAK DNA — I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE!!!!!!!!! 😫.😫.😫.
Someone get me aloe.
