1.
Because they've ruined strawberries:
2.
Because they have no moral compass:
3.
Because they've drowned buns:
4.
Because they've replaced water with it:
5.
Because they've turned it into dessert:
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Because they've targeted carnival food:
7.
Because of this poor broccoli who had no say:
8.
Because they take EVERYTHING too far:
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Because of this HORRIFYING concoction:
10.
Because of this suffering lunch tray:
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Because they're putting it on their faces:
12.
Because of this drenched meal:
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Because they've made already disgusting things MORE disgusting:
14.
Because they're brainwashing our children:
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Because who wants to pee near this?
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Because even our donuts aren't safe:
17.
But most importantly, mustard people need to be stopped because YOU DON'T DO THIS TO BREAD:
