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The 21 Most Traumatizing Things That Could Happen To Competitive People

If you're not first, you may as well fake your own death and start a new life.

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1. Getting second place IN ANYTHING.

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Even in Boggle.

2. Knowing someone is sweating harder than you at the gym.

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NAILED IT.

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4. Being told, "You're all winners."

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NO ACTUALLY ONLY THE WINNER IS THE WINNER.

6. Having the not-exactly-athletically-inclined person on your team.

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You can be scorekeeper.

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8. Or getting placed in an apathetic group for a class project.

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DO YOU WANT TO GET A B?

9. Knowing someone beat you BECAUSE THEY CHEATED.

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I SAW YOU BRO.

11. Watching HELPLESSLY as someone ties your Flappy Bird high score.

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YOU LUCKED OUT.

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13. Being told to calm down.

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Life is the Olympics, you just don't realize it because you've never been on the PODIUM.

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17. Someone forfeiting a game that you were CLEARLY going to win.

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JUST FINISH IT, QUITTER.

18. When someone (BESIDES YOU) throws off the curve with their test score.

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TEACHER'S PET.

19. Getting disqualified from ANYTHING.

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SORRY I WANNA WIN.

20. Getting a 99%.

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Do you enjoy being a LIFE RUINER?