17 Merit Badges You Should Have Earned In College

Because you paid too much to only earn a degree.

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5. The "Sexile" Merit Badge

Why you deserved it: Because you patiently stayed outside of you own room while your roommate studied biology one too many times. Or alternatively, you were the one sexiling your roommate, which totally deserves a high five and this badge too.

6. The "IDGAF Anymore" Merit Badge

Why you deserved it: Because you barely had enough time to put on clothes every morning, let alone look good. And what's the point of looking good after the first day of class anyways? Sweatpants for the win cuz IDGAF.

7. The "Hugging The Toilet" Merit Badge

Why you deserved it: Because there wasn't a single thing you bonded with more in college than that ceramic toilet housing your regurgitated food and Burnett's Vodka from the night before.

9. The "Professional Procrastinator" Merit Badge:

Why you deserved it: Because it takes a high level of dedication and self-restraint to watch every episode of That 70's Show in one sitting without touching your 15 page paper due the next day.

11. The "Experimental" Merit Badge

Why you deserved it: Because you unexpectedly hooked up with that person, smoked that one thing, challenged your view on that opposition, and questioned your religious beliefs all because you were in college and could.

12. The "GrΣΣk" Merit Badge

Why you deserved it: Because you either rushed in a greek organization or did everything in your power to avoid it entirely. Either way, it was a lot of work and non-stop dedication for four years.

15. The "WTF TIME IS IT?" Badge

Why you deserved it: Because you went to your 8 a.m. class a record-breaking 10 times the entire semester. You made sure to never let a class that early ever happen to you again.