2. When you have a serious inner conflict from trying to decide if you want an everything pizza:
3. When pizza is always there for you:
5. When you can’t even think about what could’ve been after you burn your favorite take-and-bake in the oven:
6. When you need something to soak up the vodka after hitting up the bars:
7. When you irrationally decide to try a new diet:
9. When you’re irresponsibly nice and offer your last slice to someone else:
12. When you weren’t strong enough to stop yourself from eating your take-out on the way home:
- The controversial HB2 "bathroom law" in North Carolina was partially repealed, but LGBT activists say the repeal legislation still allows discrimination.
- Trump's son-in-law Jared Kushner was spotted meeting with top senators on criminal justice reform.
- Trump's first meeting with his Chinese counterpart Xi Jinping will take place at the president's Mar-A-Lago resort in Florida April 6 and 7.
- The trailer for the new film version of Stephen King's "It" has dropped and the general consensus is that it will make you defecate your pants 🤡