John Mayer Bought $100 Worth Of Pokécoins Because Pokémon Go Has Taken Over

    I bet he's running through the halls of his high school with Pokéballs right now!!!

    Because you can't even go to a fucking Adele concert anymore without a giant Venonat coming for your Pokéass...

    Or a baseball game without a hungry Lickitung looking for some concessions...

    ...John Mayer thought it was necessary to buy 14,500 Pokécoins for $99.99 OF REAL MONEY:

    OF REAL FUCKING MONEY! (But also, I get it.)

    I guess John just wants to be the very best, like no one ever was!