*THIS IS A SCHOLARLY AND PEER REVIEWED ARTICLE*
BOW DOWN to the ~FABULOUS~ Victoria Rafaeli.
AKA the fierce woman YOU WISH you could be.
AKA AKA the GREATEST Big Brother player OF ALL TME.
Since day one in the Big Brother house, Vicky has #blessed the game with her luscious locks...
And her trendy flower headbands.
While ur faves were backstabbing each other and crying in the diary room...
Divatoria was werking her figure...
Making eye contact with herself...
And shading unworthy basics after she banished them from her kingdom.
ALL while she was secretly SNATCHING their basic weaves and working as an I N D E P E N D E N T woman.
Slaytoria didn't need to win competitions.
Cuz she let the plebeian house guests carry her to the end like a true queen.
Homegirl has survived the block NINE TIMES out of the 12 weeks she has been in the BB house.
AND she made it to the final three despite DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING except being utterly fabulous the entire season.
*THE ONLY WOMAN IN THE FINAL THREE*
Oh it's just VICTORIOUS silently:
