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Irrefutable Proof Queen Victoria Is The Greatest "Big Brother" Player Of All Time

We're all living in the Victorian Era.

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*THIS IS A SCHOLARLY AND PEER REVIEWED ARTICLE*

BOW DOWN to the ~FABULOUS~ Victoria Rafaeli.

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AKA the fierce woman YOU WISH you could be.

AKA AKA the GREATEST Big Brother player OF ALL TME.

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Since day one in the Big Brother house, Vicky has #blessed the game with her luscious locks...

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And her trendy flower headbands.

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While ur faves were backstabbing each other and crying in the diary room...

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Divatoria was werking her figure...

Making eye contact with herself...

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And shading unworthy basics after she banished them from her kingdom.

ALL while she was secretly SNATCHING their basic weaves and working as an I N D E P E N D E N T woman.

Slaytoria didn't need to win competitions.

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Cuz she let the plebeian house guests carry her to the end like a true queen.

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Homegirl has survived the block NINE TIMES out of the 12 weeks she has been in the BB house.

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AND she made it to the final three despite DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING except being utterly fabulous the entire season.

*THE ONLY WOMAN IN THE FINAL THREE*

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Wait, do you hear that?

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Oh it's just VICTORIOUS silently:

All hail the Queen V.

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The true winner of BB16.