This Is What Mary-Kate And Ashley Mystery Movies Would Be About Now

They'll solve any crime by dinner time... with Anna Wintour.

If you were a child of the '90s or the '00s and lived a meaningful existence, chances are you watched The Adventures of Mary-Kate & Ashley movies.

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Although the Adventure days are long gone, it's hard not to wonder what cases the crime-solving twins would be tackling today. Like...

1. The Case Of Ashely Forgetting To Say "Prune"

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Synopsis: There's trouble on the red carpet! Join the twin detectives, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, as they attempt to trace down the the photographer who snapped Ashley's lips pruneless before the picture goes public.

2. The Case Of Ashley Running Out Of Black To Wear

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Synopsis: Oh no! Ashley ran out of black to wear and now she's remembering how to smile! Tune in to the latest chapter of the Olsen twins' crime-solving lives as they travel first-class to the most chic areas of the world in hopes to find high-end black garments for Ashley to wear. Don't go towards the light, Ashley!

3. The Case Of Stopping Elizabeth From Becoming More Famous

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Synopsis: Sister for sale! Get ready for a career-stopping ride as the twin detectives continuously hack into their little sister's phone and email accounts to prevent her from becoming more rich and famous than themselves. After all, they practically invented her.

4. The Case Of Mary-Kate & Where The Fuck Is Ashley???

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Synopsis: The world suddenly stops moving when Mary-Kate makes a public appearance without Ashley by her side. Where did she go? HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!? Join Mary-Kate as she tries to use her twin telekinesis to track down her sister Ashley to get the world spinning again — that is, unless she's the one behind the disappearance!

5. The Case Of The Sacrificial Virgin Escaping From The Cauldron

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Synopsis: In this thrilling new case, the adventurous twosome were seconds away from becoming immortal when the sacrificial virgin escaped from their five-million dollar gold-encrusted cauldron. Will they be able to use their detective skills to capture the virgin before dawn approaches?

6. The Case Of Ignoring Another Candace Cameron Dinner Invite

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Synopsis: Enough is enough! The Olsen twins are sick of Candace Cameron's dinner invites. Watch as the twins use their clever crime-solving tactics to simply stop responding to Cameron and her pesky invitations.

7. The Case Of Mary-Kate Falling For An Older French Man

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Synopsis: Is it just a phase or is Mary-Kate's craving for a stale baguette real? The twins take this one-of-a-kind mystery to France to investigate if Mary-Kate's feelings for Olivier Sarkozy are genuine or faux.

8. The Case Of Ignoring The Entire Existence of "Fuller House"

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Synopsis: Join the Olsen twins on a brutally passive adventure as they play dumb and keep mysteriously mum on the new Full House spin-off, Fuller House. Will they continue to break John Stamos' heart or appear on the Netflix show? Only if Comet does!

9. The Case Of Removing The Final Emotion From The Entire Body

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Synopsis: Watch as Mary-Kate and Ashely's detective adventures come to a dramatic end as they attempt to remove the final emotion from their bodies. Will they be able to use their detective skills to locate the tears of Tia and Tamera Mowry in order to complete the removal? Twenty-eight years has all led to these final moments!