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How Taco Bell's Crunchwrap Supreme Saved The World

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Life forms everywhere began to scream with Taco Bell dripping from their lips: "OUR PRAYERS FOR SUCH A PORTABLE GOOD-TO-GO DELICACY TO SAVE ALL OF HUMANITY AND EVERY LIVING CREATURE WITH ITS STOP SIGN SHAPE HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!"

Could it be true? Did these layers of dry lettuce, cheap nacho cheese, seasoned "beef," and a stale crunch tostata shell all wrapped in a tortilla just save humanity from an inevitable societal collapse?

Life forms began to scream with dried Taco Bell hot sauce around their lips: "OUR PRAYERS FOR SUCH A PORTABLE GOOD-TO-GO DELICACY TO SAVE ALL OF HUMANITY AND EVERY LIVING CREATURE WITH ITS STOP SIGN SHAPE HAVE BEEN ANSWERED AND THEN TAKEN AWAY!"

As fall turned into winter, all forms of life were reflecting back on the days when the Godwrap supremely blessed their mouths with beefy steam and runny sour cream.

Then, on Janurary 30, 2006, OUT OF NOWHERE, the Taco Bell gods rebirthed the world's rightful savior and sent their only begotten son to all participating locations.

FOR THE CRUNCHWRAP SUPREME BECAME A PERMANENT MENU ITEM.

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