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How Taco Bell's Crunchwrap Supreme Saved The World

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Life forms everywhere began to scream with Taco Bell dripping from their lips: "OUR PRAYERS FOR SUCH A PORTABLE GOOD-TO-GO DELICACY TO SAVE ALL OF HUMANITY AND EVERY LIVING CREATURE WITH ITS STOP SIGN SHAPE HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!"

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Could it be true? Did these layers of dry lettuce, cheap nacho cheese, seasoned "beef," and a stale crunch tostata shell all wrapped in a tortilla just save humanity from an inevitable societal collapse?

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Life forms began to scream with dried Taco Bell hot sauce around their lips: "OUR PRAYERS FOR SUCH A PORTABLE GOOD-TO-GO DELICACY TO SAVE ALL OF HUMANITY AND EVERY LIVING CREATURE WITH ITS STOP SIGN SHAPE HAVE BEEN ANSWERED AND THEN TAKEN AWAY!"

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Then, on Janurary 30, 2006, OUT OF NOWHERE, the Taco Bell gods rebirthed the world's rightful savior and sent their only begotten son to all participating locations.

FOR THE CRUNCHWRAP SUPREME BECAME A PERMANENT MENU ITEM.

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