1.
When you return from summer break and slowly strut into first period wearing your sexy new back-to-school clothes.
2.
When your teacher says you can pick your own groups so you immediately make eye contact with your entire squad.
3.
When you walk by your crush during passing period on a GOOD hair day.
4.
When ma says she's gonna chaperone the dance and you're like "BITCH WHATCHU SAY?"
5.
When gym class arrives and you have to pretend like you're too sick to participate. Again.
6.
When you praise the higher powers because your teacher DIDN'T assign homework over spring break.
7.
When you're livin' off adrenaline 'cuz you ditched fifth period for a longer lunch.
8.
When your teacher asks "who wants to go first?" so you avoid eye contact of any sorts.
9.
When you're lighting up the town with your clique because ma extended your curfew an hour.
10.
When you're running late to class and you're stuck behind some lost freshman.
11.
When you're hot as fuck at the dance from bumpin' and grindin' but your jam is playin' so you keep movin'.
12.
When your teacher asks for a homework assignment you didn't do so you suddenly fall ill in your seat.
13.
When ma says she stuck up for you at parent-teacher conference.
14.
When you ACE a test you didn't even study for.
15.
When you're the only kid in class who knows the answer to a question so you wave that hand in the air with sass.
16.
When you gotta go REAL BAD and the teacher is taking FOREVER to write you a bathroom pass so you just keep movin'.
17.
And when the teacher turns off the lights 'cuz it's MOVIE DAY.
