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16 Facts Of Life Only People Who Like Their Personal Space Will Understand

Don't take my personal space personal.

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1. You have a personal bubble surrounding you at ALL TIMES and you don't allow ANYONE to pop it.

BACK AWAY FROM THE BUBBLE.

2. And that bubble has been surrounding you ever since you entered this world.

Did I say you could reach into my crib, mother?

3. You hate being tickled, hugged, and anything else where body contact is involved.

NO. RIGHT.

4. And if anyone has the courage to challenge your way of life, they WILL be notified and there WILL be repercussions.

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Love,

Back The Fuq Up

5. Any situation that involves a high volume of people WILL be avoided at all costs.

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NOPE.

6. Or, if you're required to venture out where the people are, you will take the appropriate precautions.

NECESSARY.

7. The only thing that gets you through the day is the thought of going to bed because that's when you can FINALLY be left alone in YOUR bedroom.

Hopefully you don't have that dream where you're stuck on a crowded elevator again.

8. Your dream house exists on an island where no one can reach you, touch you, ask to borrow eggs for a cake, etc.

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Where the people AREN'T.

9. You know better than to wait in line for ANYTHING because there will always be that one the person behind you who gets way too close.

Is that your breath on my shoulder?!

10. But somehow, you're still constantly saying "Can I help you?" throughout the day because almost NO ONE understands how to keep their distance.

Why are you doing this to me?

11. Making friends is pretty hard because it's rare to find someone who knows the value of ~personal space.~

But when you do, it's magical.

12. And the mere thought of a serious relationship is almost too much to handle because of all the touching and affection that comes with it.

It's not you, it's your hugs.

13. But if you manage to get yourself into a relationship, you'll be sure to still have your space.

STAY ON YOUR SIDE.

14. Public transportation is what your nightmares are made of because it's just a bunch of commuting strangers who don't understand S P A C E.

IS THAT AN EMPTY SEAT NEXT TO YOU?

15. Like basically anything with the word "public" before it stresses you the fuck out.

Especially public restrooms.

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