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For Everyone Who Thought Katy Perry Was Singing About Catching Fish In "Feels"

Fish, fish, bish.

Yes, Calvin Harris' "Feels" featuring Katy Perry is a certified summer bop:

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But there's one major qualm I have with the song — IT SOUNDS LIKE KATY'S SINGING ABOUT CATCHING FISH.

ok i cant be the only one who was thinking katy was singing about catching fish in that calvin song

And after a quick Twitter search, I've discovered I AM NOT ALONE:

Like, moms are singing about catching fish in their cars:

in the car wi mum n we're singin to the radio n she sings the words "dont be afraid to catch fish" honestly the highlight of my weekend😭😂

My mother thought that the Calvin Harris song "feels" was saying "don't be afraid to catch FISH!!!" .... do we correct her?

AND DADS:

My dad thinking Katy Perry is singing about catching fish in that Calvin Harris song has made my day.

Jess is CERTAIN Katy's singing about fish:

Jess: "Have you ever heard the song 'fish' by Katy Perry? It's awful!" Me: "... Do you mean feels?" Jess: "No it's definitely fish." Smh😂

This girl's over here just trying to understand the metaphorical meaning:

Dont be afraid to catch fish ? Pls someone explain this song ?? I dont understand what the metephor is ? @katyperry #newsong

Gaia deadass thinks she just heard the worst lyric of her life:

Heard the worst lyric today 'Dont be afraid to catch fish, Baby I know ur afraid to catch fish, Dance with me'

Josie's actually concerned for Katy:

There's this song on the radio sometimes with Katy Perry singing you don't have to be afraid to catch fish? What is she on about?

Anna's lucky she had Vinny:

Anna: "Don't be Afraid to catch fish" Me and Vinny : "it's feels" 😂😂

Ben doesn't even know what the fuck is about to happen to his life:

Whats that song that says something like "dont be afraid to catch fish" ??

Lewis is suffering from EMBARRASSMENT:

Been singing “don’t be afraid to catch fish” to Calvin Harris’ new track with Katy Perry for weeks… turns out it’s… https://t.co/91z0N5teLU

And Michael is so confident in the lyric, he's tweeting it in caps:

But even though we're all very wrong, at least we know we're not alone during this devastating moment in all of our lives:

Devastated to discover that the lyrics to Calvin Harris ft Pharrell and Katy Perry's song are 'don't be afraid to catch FEELS', not 'fish' 😭