1.
Trust me, HE'S BETTER THAN OK.
2.
You have a family to care for.
6.
You gotta do what you gotta do.
7.
*Opens bag of Cheez-Its*
11.
They're always inviting themselves.
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They always know what to say.
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She's a good dog, OK?!
16.
*Scrolls through camera roll full of dog selfies*
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Don't you dare say W-A-L-K.
19.
What can you say? You just love your dog more than anything else.