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KFC's Colonel Sanders As A Unicorn Will Either Ruin You Or Give You Life

What a horny old man.

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DC Comics recently released a free comic book featuring no other than America's favorite fried chicken grandpa, Colonel Sanders.

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Because why not?

That makes Colonel Sanders obviously a HUGE part of New York Comic-Con. LIKE OBVI. So, why not make a unicorn statue of him and put it in the middle of New York...?

DONE.

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LIFE RUINED...?

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LIFE ENHANCED...?

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HOW SHOULD I FEEL?

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OK, NO. I'M DONE. BYE.

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