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Britney And Ellen Went To A Mall And Did Whatever The Fuck They Wanted Because They're Britney and Ellen

"Excuse me, we're celebrities."

For her premiere week, Ellen DeGeneres invited Britney Spears to join her at a Los Angeles mall to do whatever the fuck they wanted to because, well, THEY'RE BRITNEY AND ELLEN:

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This included:

Walking up the wrong side of an escalator:

Leaving Bloomingdale's with hundreds of dollars of clothes that they didn't pay for:

Making people steal money out of a fountain for "charity":

Eating ice cream on a display table:

And falling asleep inside a bed at Pottery Barn:

Oh, to be a celeb...