Ariana Grande Is Now Selling $150 Cat Ear Headphones, So...
This didn't end well in Josie and the Pussycats...
Even though she's busy riding dick bicycles and dealing with wrist icicles, Ariana Grande ā the Thomas Edison of our generation ā still has time in her schedule to sell innovative technology that solves modern-day needs:

Yes ā that's special edition Ariana Grande cat ear headphones she's selling at Brookstone...

...for only $149.99!!!

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Protection plans start at $19.99!!!!
AKA, you're only $150 away from looking like a house-broken robocat like Ariana Grande herself:

My only question is:
DID WE LEARN NOTHING FROM JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS ABOUT BRAINWASHING CAT EAR HEADPHONES?!?!?!??!?!

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KEEP YOUR TEENS CLOSE, PEOPLE.

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