1.
The famous shopping scene in Pretty Woman would take place at the local Westfield, not Rodeo Drive.
2.
Instead of an owl, Harry Potter would have a pet ibis named Mister Stinky.
3.
That guy from American Pie would have sex with a meat pie from the local servo.
4.
In Lord Of The Rings, Gandalf would be fond of punching cones, not smoking a pipe ...
5.
Frodo would be pursued by nine thoroughly pissed off magpies, not flying Nazgûl ...
6.
And Sam would defeat that huge spider with an empty ice-cream container, just like your Dad does.
7.
A crazy racist lady would be one of the passengers on the bus in Speed.
8.
Hunger Games would be fought with traditional Aussie martial arts like glassing and coward punches.
9.
And Fight Club would be a hectic brawl in the car park of Bankstown Maccas.
10.
In Casablanca, the asylum seekers would be the bad guys.
11.
The haunted video tape in The Ring would be an old episode of Mulligrubs.
12.
The victims in Saw would have to walk over bindi-eyes and touch red-hot car seatbelts.
14.
In fact all your favorite movie lines would sound a little bit different.
15.
A little bit more Strayan.
16.
Hannibal Lecter would be a connoisseur of our nation's finest delicacies.
17.
Holly Golightly would head down to Angus & Coote for a cheesymite scroll and a flat white.
18.
All the toys in Toy Story would be Cadbury Yowies.
19.
Napoleon Dynamite would be played by Toady from Neighbours.
20.
The Joker in Dark Knight would have a traditional Australian sense of humour.
21.
And the Matrix would pause every few minutes to buffer.
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