1. A set of nostalgic NES cartridge coasters that'll bring you back to your simple childhood days when you spent hourssss playing Super Mario Bros. and Donkey Kong in your mom's basement.
2. A big ol' bag of powdered cheddar cheese because the dinky packets your macaroni comes with are just not even close to enough.
3. A set of nail decals in a dark starry design or black and gold snake motif that will have people asking how you can afford such detailed manicures every week.
4. A biodegradeable bacon sponge on which you can drain grease from fried foods because you could not only clog your *own* drain if you dispose of it improperly, but your whole neighborhood sewer line as well.
5. A set of Patchology's green teaâinfused Perk Up Eye Gels guaranteed to depuff and brighten with one of *my* fave ingredients (in skincare and otherwise) â caffeine!!! đľ Just pop 'em on while you watch your fave Bravo show and sip a glass of Chardonnay (for good measure) while they work.
6. A self-watering planter for the succulent lover who can barely down enough H2O themselves. The felt tongues suck up ~just~ enough water for plants to thrive and once they've outgrown their adorable lil' pots, they can be replanted.
7. A luggage-mounted cup caddy because if you're anything like me, coffee is HIGH on your list of airport priorities and you could likely use an extra hand to carry it.
8. A "boring" but clutch Billie razor subscription so you never run out of replacements â especially in key moments like "Oh dang, I have a wedding to go to tomorrow and I haven't shaved in six months."
9. A terra-cotta bear that, when presented with a bag of brown sugar, will bravely say "I volunteer as tribute!"
This adorable little guy can be used a few different ways. To keep things like brown sugar and fresh cookies nice and moist, soak it in some water and then place it in the same container. On the flip side, keep things like chips and crackers nice and crispy by using it dry.
Promising review: "Not only do I use one of these little fellows for my brown sugar, I picked up a tip from someone else. If you take one of these little guys and don't run him under water, but leave him perfectly dry, he will help keep your electronics such as cameras dry in the camera bags during humid months by absorbing the humidity. How perfect is that? A multitasking little fellow. Well worth getting multiples of. I'm sure I can find other uses as well." âA.B.A.
Get it from Amazon for $5.47.
10. A tub of Neutrogena Hydro Boost Water Gel sure to give your skin a big ol' gulp of hydration with a hyaluronic acidâbased water-gel formula. Use it at night and you'll wake up with baby-soft skin.
Promising review: "I went from very dry, flaky, and angry skin to soft and supple in about one week. I noticed a change instantly. My acne has even started clearing up. Keep in mind I also added vitamin E oil serum to my skincare routine at the same time. I highly recommend. The product has a great consistency, is cooling/calming, light, and has a pleasant smell." âVictoria Couty
Get it from Amazon for $19.59.
11. Does It Fart?: The Definitive Field Guide to Animal Flatulence â a hilarious book you can whip out whenever you want to get your guests laughing. That, or you can just leave it on the back of your toilet and let them discover it for themselves.
12. An all-natural vegan stain-removing stick capable of ridding the most PERSISTENT stains from grease and blood to dirt and grass. Swipe some on to the stain and then wash your garment as you usually would â you don't even have to launder it immediately!
Shady Creek Naturals is a family-owned small cleaning biz based in Dallas, North Carolina. Using their stain stick is *so* simple. Just wet whatever is stained and then give it a good rub with the solid formula before throwing it back in the wash.Â
Promising review: "Amazing, amazing! This stain remover has gotten grass stains, mud stains, bloodstains, and ink stains off clothes. Nothing has worked so good before. I love this! Will definitely order more!!" âSasha Gonzalez
Get it from Shady Creek Naturals on Etsy for $6.40Â (originally $8).
13. A tub of Soap & Glory's Flake Away to decimate dead skin. Slather on the exfoliating but gentle mix of sea salt, sugar, apricot seed, and shea butter, and you'll feel slick as a dolphin after.
14. An initial pendant on a box chain if you want to keep your boo close at heart. Or, actually, your dog â I'd probably get one for my dog.
15. A pair of scrunchie-style Apple Watch bands that won't pinch your wrist or leave you with an angry red circle of skin. If you're already used to wearing hair ties, there's really no difference!
16. A chic set of fidget spinner rings you can play with whenever you feel a bit anxious. That way, you don't bite your nails, crack your knuckles, or chew on the end of all your pens.
17. A tub of Scrub Daddy's PowerPaste because the naturally abrasive clay-based cleaning compound can tackle dirt, lime scale, grease, food residue, soap, and whatever else is plaguing you.
18. A hanging purse organizer if your handbags are taking up a considerable chunk of your closet â precious space that could be used for more clothes instead.Â
Promising review: "I was quite skeptical when I ordered this purse organizer but decided for the price, I'd go ahead and take the chance. Well! This is a winner. There's no assembly. It hooks over the clothes rod, right alongside the clothes hangers. I held my breath as I began to push through a couple of my larger purses. The larger ones protrude a bit on each end but the sling fits like a glove around the purse and prevents sliding. The smaller purses fit quite nicely. I like that my more costly bags will not be a dust catchall now and will also be protected from scratching. All in all, I'm impressed with this product and happy with this purchase. It is a space saver. I recommend it. I hope it holds up well. I think it will." âBeje
Get it from Amazon for $12.99+ (available in four colors).