1. A two-pack of draft blockers because *your* name is on the utility bill and you'll be damned if you pay even a penny for any hot air that Houdinis its way out of the house.
2. And — if that's not enough — an additional weighted door draft stopper with a triangular design that ensures a tight fit. The non-slip stopper not only prevents warm air from escaping, but it also reduces noise so if you're an in-bed-by-8 p.m. person and your roommate is a ~listen-to-Skrillex-til-3 a.m.~ person, you can get some shut-eye.
3. A teensy space heater you can plop right on top of your desk or by your feet. Some reviewers say it's the perfect size for pets, too — just place it right in front of their bed or whatever cardboard box they're enamored with these days.
4. An ultra-lofty down duvet insert with puffy baffle box construction that keeps out the cold. Wrapped up in this, I basically feel like the Michelin Man which, until now, I didn't realize was my peak form.
5. A wearable blanket for those days when a regular ol' throw just isn't cutting it. Layer this on underneath and now you're playing ball.
6. A cozy heated blanket that'll keep you so toasty, you'll never have to crawl out of bed for fuzzy socks again.
7. An easy-to-use insulator kit if countless emails to your landlord about a 2-inch gap in your window have gone unanswered. (🎶 Welcome to New York, it's been waitin' for you! 🎶)
8. A quick-to-heat foot warmer if your tootsies are seemingly cold no matter the number on the thermostat.
9. Or — if you're looking for something a little more portable — a pair of microwavable booties that you can pad around the house in.
10. A pair of thermal curtains which not only block out light and noise, but prevent your central heat from escaping because we are not playing that game — not in this economy!
11. A long-sleeve hooded jumpsuit beloved by hundredsssss of reviewers for its carefree comfort and versatility. I recently joined the club and let me just say — they aren't lying.
Smash + Tess is a woman-founded small biz from mother/daughter/bestie trio Ashley and Teresa Freeborn and Mercedes Laporte. The Vancouver-based brand constructs their bestselling rompers from sustainable cotton and bamboo rayon that excel in maintaining their softness and shape.
I've had my Smash + Tess romper for a few months now and I'm not embarrassed to say I wear it multiple times per week. It's SO freaking comfortable and — even better — completely effortless. I did find that they run a little large, so my advice is to size down one if you're worried. That said, after washing mine, it did shrink just a bit. I really can't recommend it enough!
Promising review: "It’s as advertised — soft, comfy, and perfect for cuddling in Canadian winters!" —Sharon H.
Get it from Smash + Tess for $135 (available in sizes 2XS–4X).