1. A soothing bubble bath with Epsom salts, lavender, and melatonin. Go ahead, use a heavy hand.
2. An adjustable pancake pillow so you can stop punching your existing pillow into submission. Feeling like a flat, barely there pillow? Pull out one or more of the six inserts. Need a whole lotta support the next night? Stuff 'em back in.
3. A pillow-top mattress pad that you can sink into like you're in a slo-mo mattress commercial. Just don't go trying to balance a glass of red wine on it, OK?
4. A Bluetooth-enabled eye mask so you can listen to white noise or the sweet, sweet sound of Cillian Murphy telling a "Sleep Story" on the Calm app (highly suggest).
5. A tub of Lush's silky sleepy lotion which encourages rest and rejuvenation with it's spa-like scents (hi, lavender and tonka 👋🏻) and moisturizing ingredients (bonjour, cocoa butter and almond oil).
6. A body pillow that's *technically* made for pregnant people but just as suitable for side sleepers and those with a variety of aches and pains.
7. An affordable weighted blanket that'll help you fall asleep and stay asleep with its calming, hug-like embrace.
8. Or a faux-fur weighted blanket that's filled with Earth-friendly glass beads ready to slash your stress and help ya sleep. Unlike most of its competitors, you can even throw it in the washing machine!
9. A Calm app subscription because, as stated above, who wouldn't want to drift off to sleep with Cillian Murphy's Cork brogue whispering sweet nothings in your ear? (~OK, yes, it is just a story about crossing Ireland by train, but you get it~.)
10. A set of blackout curtains, because while your succulent collection lovesss how much natural light floods in each morning, you could do with a few more hours of sleep.
11. A pack of break-apart CBD bath bombs from Happy Dance, Kristen Bell's premium CBD skincare line. Coconut oil + cocoa butter + ginger and grapefruit extract + 60 mg of CBD = a super relaxed version of you.
12. A set of fancy-schmancy sheets made from what feels like The Softest Material on Earth™ — aka 100% organic long-staple cotton.
13. A Philips wake-up light that'll rouse you slowly with a simulated sunrise — much better than the blare of an iPhone alarm.
14. A sleek essential-oil diffuser ready to calm your racing mind with your choice of aroma. Just add a few drops of lavender, bergamot, or ylang ylang and get ready to drift off.
15. A cozy heated blanket that'll keep you so toasty, you'll never have to crawl out of bed for fuzzy socks again.
16. A soothing pillow mist laced with naturally therapeutic lavender, chamomile, and vetiver. Give your bed a liberal spritz and get in position because your head will hit the pillow in no time.
17. An overnight lip mask from beloved K-beauty brand Laneige because IDK about you, but I simply cannot fall asleep with dry lips. If I don't apply a coat of this before I start to nod off, I *will* wake up an hour later and have to get out of bed to grab it.
18. A four-pack of smart, dimmable light bulbs so you don't have to climb out of bed and hit the light switch when you're ready to get some shut-eye. You can also set the perfect ~sleep mood~ by programming them to your favorite color.
19. A bedside caddy engineered to hold all of your pre-bedtime possessions including, but not limited to: your laptop, iPad, phone, TV remote, glasses, moisturizer, and prescriptions. This way, you don't have to worry about getting out of bed once you start to nod off — you can just put everything in its place and go with the flow 😴.
20. A set of noise-cancelling earplugs ready to block out whatever nighttime noises plague you, be it honking traffic, boisterous neighbors, or your partner's snoring.
21. A pair of washable (!) silk pjs from Lunya and before you come for me in the comments — yes, I know they are a SPLURGE, but a good night of sleep is priceless. 💸💸💸
22. A pair of blue-light-blocking glasses because try as you might, giving up TV/phone time a full hour before bed just isn't in the cards for you. Instead, these chic glasses can help prevent headaches and get you off to bed faster by blocking any rays your devices shadily give off.
23. A Kindle Paperwhite perfect for before-bed readers. Your eyes will eventually grow heavy but you won't have to worry about the headaches or blurred vision that can come with reading off your phone or laptop.
24. A whisper-quiet humidifier that — while not the ~sexiest~ purchase — will moisturize the air so you can breathe easier.
25. A Himalayan salt lamp to replace your plug-in night-light that you foolishly threw away in high school because it wasn't "cool" or "adult" enough.
26. A temperature-regulating, cocoon-like sleep pod that offers the same comfort as a weighted blanket, but without any extra heat. Go ahead, swaddle yourself up and enjoy the four-way stretch.
27. A bottle of CBD bites (25 mg each) ready to put your anxieties — and you — to bed.
28. A pack of (admittedly creepy-looking) sleep strips that'll stop your snores in their tracks. If you wake yourself up with the noise of your own aggressive mouth breathing, these are for you, baby!
29. A mulberry silk pillowcase so the "cool side" of the pillow will just be the entire thing. No more endless flipping!
30. A plush hooded bathrobe that'll help set the sleepy time mood. You can slip it on over PJs or wear by itself if you like to sleep in the buff (no shame in that game).
31. A BedJet cooling and warming system which makes it possible to regulate your nighttime temperature so you can stop waking up in a pool of sweat.
The futuristic gadget (which works on beds of all sizes) is outfitted with biorhythm sleep technology. Basically, that's just a fancy way of saying it's programmed to change the temperature each hour of the night to help you sleep better. You can also set the temperature to whatever degree you'd like by using the accompanying remote. If you're a cold sleeper, you can also set it to heat mode and it'll warm you up 15 times faster than a regular ol' blanket! Just plug the small unit into an outlet, slip the vacuum-like tube under your sheets, set your preferred temperature and you're good to go. Since there are no wires or anything like that, it also won't affect the coziness of your mattress.
Promising review: "First time I have ever been moved to write a review on Amazon but this is the single most amazing product if you sleep hot! This thing WORKS and it is saving my life! It only took a NASA engineer to solve my propensity to burst into to flames every night at 2 a.m.!" —Matthes
Get it from Amazon for $499.
32. A temperature-regulating 100% cotton blanket if you simply *cannot* sleep when exposed to the elements (read: monsters and shadowy figures), but will also sweat up a storm with your regular ol' comforter.
Muslin Comfort is a woman-owned small business based in California.
Promising review: "I love this blanket. Gauze blankets are hard to find and this one is the perfect weight for spring and summer. Good quality and I got the queen size for my king-size bed because I don’t want it trailing on the floor. Fits the bed frame perfectly. Love ❤️" —Melanie R.
Get it from Muslin Comfort for $169.99+ (available in oversized twin–oversized king and in three colors).
33. A Hatch white noise machine so you can be lulled to sleep by the calming sound of a crackling fire or pitter-patter of rain on a window instead of the cacophony of car horns, fireworks, and backyard BBQs that are *actually* going on outside your home.
The white noise machine offers so much more, too. It also has sunrise/sunset features to help you rise and shine naturally instead of to the blare of an alarm and you can control everything right from your phone. You can personalize and automate your routine as well as fire up sleep stories and meditations with your included free trial of Hatch Premium.
Promising review: "I'm so happy I got this thing! It's helped me turn off the TV at bedtime and get deeper, more peaceful rest. Plus, when I wake up in the morning, it's gentle instead of jolting. I'm so glad I got it." —Harley
Get it from Hatch for $129.99.
34. A Sheex x Brrr° silky sleep mask that cools your noggin and encourages quality sleep with what the brand calls the Triple Chill Effect — a quick-drying, sweat-wicking, mineral-infused fabric that blocks out light and even helps relieve tension headaches.
Sheex is a woman-owned small business from Michelle Marciniak and Susan Walvius — former University of South Carolina basketball coaches who set out to make bedding as comfortable as their favorite performance fabrics.
Promising review: "Blocks light and is so cooling! I use it when I get migraines because the fabric is so cooling and helps sooth them. I love this product and everything Sheex makes! THANK YOU!" —William P.
Get it from Sheex for $29 (available in four colors).