Mark Cuban Reading Thirst Tweets Is The Best Thing I Never Knew I Needed

    "To know that I'm a DILF, that makes my day."

    You know Mark Cuban, billionaire entrepreneur and Shark Tank star.

    Closeup of Mark Cuban

    Well, in honor of the show's new season, we had him read his Thirst Tweets!

    Closeup of Mark Cuban

    Mark was thoroughly entertained.

    Closeup of Mark Cuban

    Which was great because the tweets were some of the horniest and most intense I've ever seen.

    Someone said they wanted to have a threesome with him and Robert Herjavec...

    Mark reading a tweet

    Which had Mark screaming:

    "No!"

    And he definitively said it was out of the question.

    "Absolutely not."

    Someone else said they'd go on the show just to ask Mark to f*** them.

    Mark reading a tweet

    Which he jokingly replied to with this.

    "You know what, I think that would be good for the ratings."

    Then he dropped this shameless plug.

    "abc.com/sharktank"

    Another person called Mark "kinky" for a liked tweet, where the user said they were "envisioning" themselves with their hands "tightening around Mark Cuban's throat."

    Mark reading a tweet

    At first, he said, "That was NOT ME."

    "Mark reading a tweet"

    Before adding, "But wait, maybe it was."

    Closeup of Mark Cuban

    Mark also acknowledged how wild the tweets were but said, all-in-all, he was "here for 'em."

    "Thank you."

    You can watch the video below to see all of Mark's responses:

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    And be sure to check out Shark Tank on Fridays on ABC!