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The Story Of Hanukkah, As Told By Sloths

Happy Slothukkah!

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Then in 167 B.C., this dude named Antiochus was like "Yo, I'm going to build a Zeus altar in here, 'cause he's my boy and also you can't do circumcision and I'm going to sacrifice some pigs over there, that chill?"

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