4. “What — no — you can’t — I’m not listening.”
9. “I have literally been running for days to get away from the heathens who want to spoil my show.”
14. “OMG OMG OMG I can’t hold it in, I’m too excited to do anything. Don’t tell me!!”
20. “No matter the weather, I will do anything to get away from you at this moment.”
23. “OK, it’s time. Say another word, and I will straight-up murder you.”
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