4. “What — no — you can’t — I’m not listening.”
9. “I have literally been running for days to get away from the heathens who want to spoil my show.”
14. “OMG OMG OMG I can’t hold it in, I’m too excited to do anything. Don’t tell me!!”
20. “No matter the weather, I will do anything to get away from you at this moment.”
23. “OK, it’s time. Say another word, and I will straight-up murder you.”
- Siege at Bangladesh cafe ends with 20 hostages dead, military officials say. Six gunmen were killed and 13 captives were rescued.
- Votes are being counted after Australia went to the polls in an election that could mean big things for marriage equality and the Great Barrier Reef 🇦🇺
- The Obama administration, which has been notoriously secretive about its drone policy, said drone strikes have killed up to 116 civilians.