1.
"Wait TOMORROW'S Christmas?? I...haven't done any shopping."
2.
"I'm just going to...run out for a quick sec."
3.
"I did the same thing last year. How did I do this??"
4.
"There will be so...so...many people who have done the same thing as me."
5.
"It's okay, I can go into a mall. I've been practicing my game face for quite sometime!"
6.
"But what do I even get?? THE MADNESS."
7.
"Where are the things anyways? Why is everyone so aggressive out here??"
8.
"Just going to take a little breaky break in here and hide from the other shoppers for a quick sec."
9.
"EVERYONE HERE IS A MONSTER."
10.
"THIS IS A HORRIBLE PRANK I PLAY ON MYSELF."
11.
"WHAT AM I THINKING, I'LL JUST GIVE THE GREATEST GIFT OF ALL! MEEEE."
