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    Things That Are Better Friends To Workers Than Tony Abbott

    Tony Abbott, Australia's Prime Minister whose immediate family are still the only four people in Australia who admit they voted for him, once said that he was the best friend to Australian workers. We found that a little odd in light of all the union busting, budget emergency, business lobby shit that's been hitting the fan ever since and so we thought we'd put together this list of things that are better friends to the workers than Tony Abbott. *Spoiler* it's pretty much everything ever.

    When someone else's mistake ends badly for you? That's still a better friend to workers than Tony Abbott.

    A fart in the elevator is a better friend to workers than Tony Abbott.

    A flat tyre when you're already running late is a better friend to the worker than Tony Abbott.

    A finger webbing papercut is a better friend to workers than Tony Abbott.

    This duck is a better friend to workers than Tony Abbott.

    Portaloo pranks that leave you covered in poop are better friends to workers than Tony Abbott.

    Hot coffee spillage when you don't have a change of clothes is a better friend to workers than Tony Abbott.

    An overcrowded train into the city is a better friend to workers than Tony Abbott.

    This guy is a better friend to workers than Tony Abbott.

    Terrible driving - better friend to workers than Tony Abbott.

    Blisters from your workboots are better friends to workers than Tony Abbott.

    Warm toilet seats left behind by your coworkers? They're a better friend to workers than Tony Abbott

    Other people's laziness is a better friend to you at work than Tony Abbott.

    That one guy at your work? He's a better friend to the rest of you than Tony Abbott

    The moment after you wake up when you realise that your alarm hasn't gone off and you're very late? That's a better friend to the worker than Tony Abbott.

    Workplace accidents when nobody is around are better friends to workers than Tony Abbott

    Stress at work is a better friend to workers than Tony Abbott.

    When you know that someone you work with really isn't pulling their weight - That's a better friend to workers than Tony Abbott.

    When your work computer doesn't work - That's still a better friend to workers than Tony Abbott.

    When you spend most of your day talking to tech support so that you can do your job - that's a better friend to workers than Tony Abbott.

    When it's your turn to clean the toilet, even when this happens, that's still a better friend to workers than Tony Abbott.

    Awkward office parties are a better friend to workers than Tony Abbott.

    Getting bogged and being late with your delivery? That's a better friend to workers than Tony Abbott.

    When your favourite coworker goes crazy and quits in a storm of rage leaving you awkwardly sitting there? That's a better friend to workers than Tony Abbott.

    When you coworkers close the hatch instead of helping you? That's a better friend to workers than Tony Abbott.

    When your really lovely coworker got the job through their connections but you don't want to be angry at them because they're nice? That dilemma is a better friend to workers than Tony Abbott.

    When you're unprepared and you have to wing it - That's a better friend to workers than Tony Abbott.

    Your co-workers love a good over-share? That's still a better friend to workers than Tony Abbott.

    Getting called in on your day off - still a better friend to workers than Tony Abbott.

    If you're forced to use really corny salutations? That's a better friend to the workers than Tony Abbott.

    When someone dumps all their work on you. That's a better friend to workers than Tony Abbott.

    When you have to do stocktake - that's a better friend to workers than Tony Abbott.

    When a patient throws up all over you - that's a better friend to workers than Tony Abbott.

    Hey Tony, I can trust my friends - you're no friend to working Australians.

    Anyway, for now the next election is in 2016 - hang on to your jobs people!

    #DatwinkDoe

    Oh come on guys! That's a bit harsh...My amazing philosophy on employment makes me your best friend...