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"Out. For. A. Walk. Bitch."
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"I owe you pain."
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"I may be dead, but I'm still pretty."
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"Passion: it lies in all of us. Sleeping, waiting, and though unwanted, unbidden, it will stir, open its jaws, and howl."
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"So, either you hit her, or you did your wacky mime routine for her."
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"I’ve seen honest faces before. They’re usually attached to liars."
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"Don’t be ridiculous. Martha Stewart isn’t a demon. She’s a witch. Nobody could do that much decoupage without calling on the powers of darkness."
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"It must be really hard when all your friends have, like, superpowers; Slayer, werewolf, witch, vampires; and you’re, like, this little nothing."
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"The Earth is doomed."
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"Japanese commercials are weird."
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"We're going to destroy the world. Want to come?"
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"You gotta give me something to do. There's no way I'm sleeping. Don't you need anyone dead? Or maimed? I can settle for maimed."
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"Killing things with wood? Ooh, scary vampires—they die from a splinter."
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"I'm very into Britney Spears' early work, before she sold out. So mostly her, um, finger painting and macaroni art."
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"You hurt me, I hurt you. I'm just a little more efficient."
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"Does looking at guns make you wanna have sex?"
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"I told you, I don't leave crossbows around all willy-nilly. Not since that time with Miss Kitty Fantastico."
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"People still fall for that Anne Rice routine? What a world!"
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"Listen, some prophecies are—are a bit dodgy."
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"So he is a good vampire? I mean on a scale of one to ten. Ten being someone who's killing and maiming every night, one being someone who's... not."
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