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    Nigerian Man Freed After 25 Successful Bowel Movements

    Whatever the charge, I feel this should be the new standard in measuring out prison terms. Bashing mailboxes? Five bowel movements. Breaking and Entering? 100 bowel movements.

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    by iheartchaos

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    Whatever the charge, I feel this should be the new standard in measuring out prison terms. Bashing mailboxes? Five bowel movements. Breaking and Entering? 100 bowel movements.

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