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How The Snoopy Sno-Cone Machine Finally Won The Thousands Year Long War For Persia's Sno-Cone Technology

A history of the sno-cone and how it came full circle in 1979 when the Snoopy Sno-Cone Machine was launched shortly after the Iranian Revolution.

iheartchaos • 5 years ago

Cameron Crow Wants You to Make Fun of We Bought a Zoo

A guy had been twitter-stalking Cameron Crowe for some time, ragging on the director about We Bought a Zoo, and then one day, this happened.

iheartchaos • 7 years ago

Nigerian Man Freed After 25 Successful Bowel Movements

Whatever the charge, I feel this should be the new standard in measuring out prison terms. Bashing mailboxes? Five bowel movements. Breaking and Entering? 100 bowel movements.

iheartchaos • 7 years ago

It's 2011 And This Photo Finally Exists

All is right with the world. Backstage at this year's Scream Awards, this photo happened. It really happened.

iheartchaos • 7 years ago

You Could Wait Until 10pm EST Or Your Could Get Your First Look at the Nexus Prime Right Now

Or Galaxy Nexus, whatever it prefers to be called these days is fine with me, as long as it comes over to my house to visit. Click through for specs.

iheartchaos • 7 years ago
iheartchaos • 7 years ago

How to Make the Slave Leia Cosplay Outfit Fun Again (NSFW)

NY Comic Con starts today, so if you're going to be lazy and go the Slave Leia costume route, at least step up your game by not being afraid to wear panties.

iheartchaos • 7 years ago
iheartchaos • 7 years ago
iheartchaos • 7 years ago

Your Star Wars Inspirational Moment of the Day

For all those that had to see those dumb "Why were there only one set of footprints in the sand" religious posters as a kid.

iheartchaos • 7 years ago

#OccupyWallStreet Protester Takes Dump On Police Car

Seriously, guy, this isn't helping the cause. Okay, dropping a deuce on a cop car's pretty funny.

iheartchaos • 7 years ago

I Came to Bed Because I Thought We Were Going to Have Sex...

That spidey sense didn't warn you to the fact that all she wanted to do is talk and cuddle, did it? Stupid spidey sense.

iheartchaos • 7 years ago

Meanwhile, in America...

Well at least we don't have no GD socialized healthcare.

iheartchaos • 7 years ago

According to the Japanese Version of the Movie On DVD, the Afterlife Demons in Beetlejuice Have Names. Who Knew?

While watching the Japanese version of Beetlejuice on DVD, one IHC reader noticed that the demons in the afterlife have names. Why was this never on the American version? Read more on IHC

iheartchaos • 7 years ago

Facebook May Change, But Boobs Never Go Out of Style

Like if you like like... and who doesn't like boobs?

iheartchaos • 7 years ago

This Best Buy Circular is Only 15 Years Old, But in Tech Years, It Might As Well Be from the Stone Age

Movies on VHS, CD walkmen, dial-up modems... were we really that backward in 1996? How did humanity survive before iPads and smartphones, Facebook and Buzzfeed?

iheartchaos • 7 years ago

30 Sexual Positions Based On Movie Titles

So many movie titles could populate Urban Dictionary a hundred times over with lewd, bizarre and sometimes illegal sex acts. Damn you Hollywood and your dirty mind.

iheartchaos • 7 years ago

There's A Secret Stack Of Pancakes On The $5 Bill

Every argument ever is invalid. What sort of high level Freemason/IHOP conspiracy is this?

iheartchaos • 8 years ago

Jesus Comforting Santa Over 9/11

Look what you've done, terrorists. You've upset Santa. SHAME.

iheartchaos • 8 years ago

26 Movies You Thought Would Suck, But Didn't

Twenty six movies that define that ancient saying "Never judge a movie by its DVD cover", even if that cover has Lindsay Lohan or Rob Schneider on it.

iheartchaos • 8 years ago