Stages Of An Airedale's Addiction

It was everywhere, and Lola figured there was no harm in trying it once. Little did she know how quickly things would spiral out of control.

• 1. Initial Curiosity

  

  "Hey, is this that stuff I keep hearing about? It's everywhere!"

• 2. Further Exploration

  

  "Maybe I'll try just one bump."

• 3. Intense Fixation

  

  "Okay, so this stuff. This stuff. I mean...it's, like, really really good. Why didn't I try this before?"

• 4. Descent Into Paranoia

  

  "YOU BETTER BACK THE FUCK UP THIS IS MY SHIT NOW!"

• 5. Full-Blown Addiction

  

  "It's all good, dude. I'm just gonna go stick my face in a big pile of this powder and breathe it like oxygen."

• 6. The Younger Generation Suffers, Too

  

  "My big sister said this stuff is awesome."