1. "Rats are the squirrels of New York."
2. "People are surprisingly nice."
5. "Always have headphones in, even if you're not listening to anything."
"People won't bother you this way."
6. "I had no idea what a bodega was, for like weeks."
"I thought everyone was going to some club I hadn't heard of."
8. "Don't buy furniture you can't fit through your doorway."
25. "Names of brokers- Or friends with nice apartments."
"The housing search was insane."