1. "I work for the government" means "don't ask questions."
2. You have to work with what you have.
3. Torture is painful...
4. ...but efficient
5. Betrayal makes relationships difficult...
6. ... and the deception will permanently screw you up.
7. Nothing is inconceivable
8. One's death must be avenged.
9. Be skeptical.
10. What must be done must be done...
11. ...because sometimes you have to "make things go away."
12. Someone is always being followed.
Inigo Montoya: You are sure nobody's follow' us?
Vizzini: As I told you, it would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable.. Out of curiosity, why do you ask?
Inigo Montoya: No reason. It's only... I just happened to look behind us and something is there.