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23 Weird Things Noel Fielding Has Said That He Probably Can't On "Bake Off"

"The moonlight always made The lonely Prince vomit in right angles x"

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2. And his very niche childhood stories probably won't even make the final edit.

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4. Tbf he might be able to get away with saying this but he definitely couldn't wear this outfit.

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10. I'm not sure he could describe a cake in the way he describes paintings.

The moonlight always made The lonely Prince vomit in right angles x

11. And there's no way he can present Bake Off from the floor.

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12. He might struggle to be as quirky when asked about cakes, but knowing Noel he'll probably still come out with something odd.

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15. This is Noel trying to be mundane and wish everyone a happy Tuesday, Bake Off is not going to know what's hit it.

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16. This is not a sentiment he should be sharing with any of the contestants.

18. This is the kind of threat that the contestants definitely do not need.

dr Supper is coming to tea make him feel welcome or he will slice your shadow in half with his mind swords x

19. I'm not sure where his weird insights will fit into a baking show but either way I hope they stay.

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20. This is maybe not a description of a cake that will go down well in the tent.

23. He may be weird and he may have to tone down the quirkiness on the show, but at least he has a history of baking, even if that was a bit weird too.

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