1. None of our clothes have pockets, or at least not sufficient ones, so when they do we have to show them off!
“I love your outfit!” Thanks! It has pockets! 😊
2. And hoops are never the exact right size.
3. It's not uncommon to only have one comfy bra that you wear all of the time.
4. But you do have to juggle at least 7 chapsticks at a time.
I lost my car chapstick and now my book bag chapstick is in my room and my room chapstick is in my car and my whole life’s outta wack
5. You usually have quite a few creepy messages after a night out, though they can be pretty funny.
There’s three hungover girls on the table next to me, dissecting last night. From what I can gather, they have a c… https://t.co/RKLCPOwYF4
6. We go through underwear so fast.
7. And we can't not dance when this song comes on.
If Shania Twain saying "let's go girls" doesn't flip some internal switch in you, you're lying.
8. You're expected to clean your face like a goddess when really it's a whole lot of rubbing and panda eyes.
9. Shopping for jeans is actually the worst.
10. They literally never fit right and even if they do, after you wash them they always change.
11. Low ponytails can either be "fashion" or "18th-century man".
other girls wearing low ponytails: smart, classy, professional, beautiful me wearing a low ponytail: will turner i… https://t.co/E4Mgu8VnVT
12. Things are weirdly gendered and we're expected to want the most everyday objects in pink.
Really happy they labelled which toothbrush covers are for men so I don't accidentally kill my husband, who is alle… https://t.co/xHou4DTn8K
13. And boobs just don't behave.
14. You're expected to always sit with your legs crossed.
15. And you get called "cute" all the time even though you're a fucking badass.
16. There's a whole aftermath to washing your hair which is just really gross.
17. And getting your eyebrows done can be a bit of an ordeal.
Eyebrow lady: moustache too? Me: I just came out to have a good time and I honestly feel so attacked RN
18. We're expected to give a shit about our bra straps.
19. Tights will never behave, even the fancy ones rip the first time you wear them.
20. And you spend all day yanking them up.
21. Playsuits don't seem to be designed for the human body.
Noooo but a bodysuit/playsuit is any drunk girls toilet nightmare 😩
22. Wearing lacey pants seems sexy and great in your head, but really you create a lil’ pube fountain.
23. And your toe hair is stubborn AF.
24. And finally, a lot of clothes just don’t seemed to be designed for us to actually move in.
Me in the fitting room to make sure I have full mobility.