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26 Things That Actually Happened In Magaluf

Have you really had a night out in Maga unless you've been in Alex's singing "Champagne Supernova"?

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1. Before you went you told your parents you were going to Palma Nova.

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Sun, Sex and Suspicious Parents made it impossible to tell them the truth.

5. You were approached by promoters wherever you went and got talked in to buying tickets to a "VIP" bar crawl, paint party or boat party.

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Why did the skeleton need a snapback?

9. After scouring the strip, and trying to dodge promoters, you settled on a €5 deal that contained cocktails, shots and "champagne".

10. Then obviously you had to take photos drinking those drinks, even though they were vile.

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You had to make sure you got your Poundland lashes in the shot.

16. Someone ended up injured.

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It would make a really funny Snapchat though.

17. You went to BCM at least once and almost drowned in the foam party.

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It really was not worth the €60.

18. You'd make sure to hit the big bars, like Linekars.

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Linekers was a rite of passage.

19. And Office.

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You've really not lived until you've experienced Office's ridiculously sticky floors.

21. But you'd always end up in Alex's

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Have you really had a night out in Maga unless you've been in Alex's singing "Champagne Supernova"?

26. And then you spent the next day worse for wear on a sun bed, getting ready to do it all again.

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