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    22 Jokes That Scorpios Will Appreciate, But Won't Tell Anyone That They Did

    "Woke up with a burst of energy.. it’s scorpio szn my powers r back."

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    Bitches be like sorry I fucked your boyfriend I’m just a Scorpio

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    me, a scorpio about to welcome scorpio season without knowing anything about this shit but understanding y'all have strong feelings about us https://t.co/VomiqOSAXW

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    911: What’s your emergency? Scorpio: The ghost in my house wants to be monogamous.

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    Scorpio: I really like them... Scorpio to self: sabotage that shit. Burn that shit to the ground you don't need this shit they lying anyway https://t.co/e5RVZYOKLD

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    Me and my Scorpio mutuals waiting for our season to start

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    woke up with a burst of energy.. it’s scorpio szn my powers r back

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