So this is the bull that majestically guards the Bullring and it is the pride and joy of Birmingham.
The Bull is so loved that people come from far and wide to take pictures with its cute lil' angry face,
For some unknown reason we insist on dressing up this precious creature in these ridiculous clothes instead of asking it what it really wants to wear.
For example, The Bull CANNOT be comfortable on a cold day in Birmingham dressed in nothing but Speedos and goggles. Yes, it has a great figure but I worry for its health.
I just don't think we should be forcing the bad boy image on it when its clearly a good boy if anything. Also, that toupée is fooling nobody.
These are cute pyjamas but it's clearly daytime so what is it doing in night clothes?
For The Bull, Christmas is the worst.
Every single year The Bull is dressed up in some sort of Christmas tomfoolery that clearly brings it no respect from its peers.
This is just very disrespectful to both elves and bulls. The Bull clearly isn't having any of it!
How have they even managed to find a Christmas cracker hat to fit its head? The poor thing obviously dreads the holidays.
But the worst Christmas costume of all has to be this gingerbread man costume. Maybe it wanted to be an angel or a snowman, but we wouldn't know because we've never even asked The Bull!
I've literally never even heard of a bull playing cricket and yet we've forced The Bull into the sport like some kind of pushy parent.
Judy Murray would never do this to Andy so why are we doing this to The Bull?!
Okay, so I can't disagree that it looks like a gorgeous Instagram model here but the hayfever must be unbearable!
It's weird that we dress up The Bull in a Union Jack when you can tell by its face that it hates this country because of its citizens that keep dressing it like a fool.
Yes, The Bull was a professional dancer in the '80s but that was its past and its moved on from it since, so why can't we?
I can actually hear it screaming "help me" in this picture.
And I don't even know what this is?? At least dress it in something coherent.
Bulls and Leprechauns have a long history of political tension and to put The Bull in this costume is truly disrespectful. Have some taste.
Okay so I'll give you that. Like all Brummies The Bull obviously is a natural fan of Peaky Blinders, however please can we stop dressing it up!
