1. Elijah Daniel may just be the funniest person on Twitter.
2. He is a real knight in shining armour.
my biggest skill is pretending to be my straight girl friends boyfriend when a creepy guy walks up
3. He tells the absolute truth all of the time.
4. Even when we don't ask for it.
what's the craziest thing youve ever seen happen in a mcdonalds I saw a guy tell his wife he wanted a divorce while his kid ate a happy meal
5. His understanding of star signs is highly accurate.
idk what "mercury is in retrograde" means but if i can blame all my problems on it you bet your fuckin ass i will
6. Plus he understands the importance of a good jam.
i wish i put as much passion into my work as I put into singing too little too late by jojo
7. Elijah is in touch with all of Earth's creatures.
8. And has pretty good taste in celebrities.
good morning i hope zendaya has a great day
9. He somehow sums up what we are all feeling.
anna faris and chris pratt breaking up affects me in no way but also i feel like im their child and it's my fault somehow
10. Seriously, it's spooky.
u ever just think "dam i wanna give seth rogan a hug" like a big hug from seth rogan is probably like a nice hearty warm mom hug
11. Elijah uses his social media very wisely.
12. And knows the real reason Twitter was invented.
Please Stop Tweeting Me I am only On Here to look at Photos of Tom Holland
13. He stops at nothing to grow his brand.
im only going on a hike tomorrow morning because i need new instagram pictures
14. Although it seems that he regrets making the "Shooketh" song.
shooketh is getting radio play and that's the worst thing that's happened to america in a long time im so sorry
15. Like everyone, he thrives on compliments when he gets new clothes.
im wearing a new shirt tonight and everyone better fucking say something about it
16. Seriously, his tweets are bloody hilarious.
being gay is not a choice i did not choose for britney spear's circus album to make me gay in 2008 it just happened
17. He's brilliant at taking the mick out of those athlete emoji tweets.
💯the grind🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼never stops 😤💰💰not today📆📆not ever 🙅🏽♂️🙅🏽♂️🙅🏽♂️rip gma 💔💯Ephesians 2:5😤
18. And YouTube storytimes.
My Uber Driver Kidnapped Me And Killed My Entire Family With A KFC Spork | Storytime
19. Not to mention the whole Taylor Swift meme.
the straight elijah can't come to the phone. why? he's dead.
20. He brings all the important stuff to our attention.
me watching porn
21. And can be really deep when he wants to be.
22. For example, he's always fighting for the really important issues.
23. And of course we can't forget about that time Elijah became the mayor of Hell and banned heterosexuality.
Although I enjoyed my time as mayor, I've been informed that I've been impeached as mayor of Hell. This will not effect my presidential run.
24. It was truly iconic.
Make Hell Gay Again
25. Long live Elijah Daniel, the one true Gayor.
all this press is really missing the opportunity to call me Gayor