Buzz·Posted on 10 May 201727 Jokes You'll Laugh At If You're Kind Of Shit At DatingHim: Do you have any hobbies? Me: *tying my hair in a big knot under my chin so I look like I have a beard* "TAAA-DAAA!"by Cassie SmythBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Jose @Conciled 3 years ago i DMed a girl on here. 3 years later we have each other blocked and this is a random pic i found on goo… https://t.co/6fLmCMvhGX 11:08 PM - 07 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Guy Incognito @ShutUpThatsWho HOT GIRL AT WORK: I saw Death Of A Salesman last night & I really loved it ME: [trying to impress her] I've murdered 7 pizza delivery guys 01:49 PM - 24 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. View this photo on Instagram 4. View this photo on Instagram 5. View this photo on Instagram 6. 7. View this photo on Instagram 8. Pin Up Teacher @pinupteacher [speed dating] Anyway, do you have a baby hedgehog? "No." *I take a deep breath and roll my eyes* [timer beeps] 02:35 AM - 28 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. 10. View this photo on Instagram 11. 12. Dan Duvall @lazerdoov She said no!!! 02:33 AM - 13 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Julz&©offee @lovejulieacafe *Speed Dating* Him: Do you have any hobbies? Me: *tying my hair in a big knot under my chin so I look like I have a beard* "TAAA-DAAA!" 08:30 PM - 12 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. View this photo on Instagram 15. JAY [ham] KAY @NurseMurderer him: what are you looking for on this dating site? me: someone who will hold the cats down so I can take pics of them wearing sunglasses. 01:55 PM - 20 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. View this photo on Instagram 17. Brosephine Wires @JoParkerBear I am officially lowering my dating standards to include anyone who may have access to a swimming pool. I will learn to love you. Call me. 04:28 PM - 14 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. 19. 20. vladchoc @vladchoc Stephanie, I am out to lunch. If the Sims I trapped in this bedroom finally fall in love page me IMMEDIATELY. Yes, I know they look like us. 05:03 AM - 11 Jan 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. 22. Spanky McDutcherson @thatdutchperson [Stares deeply into date's eyes before going to the bathroom] "I've counted these fries." 07:07 PM - 16 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. śoph @SophieMartini My prom date everybody 02:57 AM - 01 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Lisa Marie @xLiserx *First Date* Me: *Flirting* You have to promise not to fall in love with me. Him: There's cheese in your hair. And we haven't eaten yet. 04:13 AM - 27 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. paperwash© @PaperWash [1st date] me: are you cold? date: *shivering* a little me: *putting second hoody on* that sucks 01:27 AM - 30 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. View this photo on Instagram 27. Vladimir @tomhanksrva An actual conversation between me and a girl I was "dating" in 6th grade 06:19 PM - 25 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite